{"id":38130,"date":"2022-03-01T03:06:40","date_gmt":"2022-03-01T07:36:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/seryhumano.com\/web\/?p=38130"},"modified":"2022-03-01T04:29:27","modified_gmt":"2022-03-01T08:59:27","slug":"todo-me-tiene-que-pasar-a-mi-dice-un-hombre-que-no-puede-creerse-que-vaya-a-estallar-la-tercera-guerra-mundial","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/seryhumano.com\/web\/?p=38130","title":{"rendered":"\u00abTodo me tiene que pasar a m\u00ed\u00bb, dice un hombre que no puede creerse que vaya a estallar la Tercera Guerra Mundial"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p><\/p><cite>[No es en serio\u2026 \u00bfo s\u00ed?]<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cPRIMERO PRESIDENTE DE LA ESCALERA Y AHORA ESTO\u201d, SE LAMENTA<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/seryhumano.com\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/preocupado.jpg\" alt=\"Todo\" class=\"wp-image-38131\" srcset=\"https:\/\/seryhumano.com\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/preocupado.jpg 600w, https:\/\/seryhumano.com\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/preocupado-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/seryhumano.com\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/preocupado-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Francis Y\u00e1\u00f1ez est\u00e1 pasando por una mala racha que pocos creer\u00edan. Despu\u00e9s de vivir una pandemia global, ahora, cuando esta ni siquiera ha terminado del todo, parece que va a estallar una Tercera Guerra Mundial. \u201c<em>Es que todo me tiene que pasar a m\u00ed<\/em>\u201d, lamenta. \u201c<em>La gente ni se imagina las cosas que estoy viviendo \u00faltimamente<\/em>\u201d, insiste.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Y\u00e1\u00f1ez considera que la vida deber\u00eda darle un respiro. \u201c<em>Me siento como si alguien se estuviera ensa\u00f1ando conmigo<\/em>\u201d, se sincera en referencia a la guerra de Ucrania que ha estallado hace unos d\u00edas a miles de kil\u00f3metros de su lugar de residencia. \u201c<em>Yo solo quiero vivir tranquilo, sin guerras, pandemias o cambios clim\u00e1ticos, como hacen todos los dem\u00e1s, vamos<\/em>\u201d, suplica.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>El a\u00f1o de Y\u00e1\u00f1ez ya empez\u00f3 bastante mal. \u201c<em>Primero presidente de escalera y ahora una guerra mundial, de verdad que yo ya no s\u00e9 d\u00f3nde meterme<\/em>\u201d, protesta. Por si fuera poco, el infortunio de tener que gestionar la econom\u00eda de su edificio durante los pr\u00f3ximos cinco a\u00f1os, en la tarde de ayer encontr\u00f3 un ara\u00f1azo en el lado izquierdo de su coche. \u201c<em>A veces me pregunto si he hecho algo mal en otra vida y por eso se me castiga as\u00ed en esta<\/em>\u201d, reflexiona.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c<em>Ya solo me queda que caiga un meteorito enorme en la Tierra, es incre\u00edble por lo que yo estoy pasando<\/em>\u201d, declara ignorando el hecho de que, en apenas dos meses, tendr\u00e1 que pedir cita para renovar el DNI, un tr\u00e1mite muy molesto y que podr\u00eda acabar con la poca fortaleza mental que mantiene entre tantas tragedias.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/seryhumano.com\/web\/\">seryhumano.com<\/a> \/ Javi Ramos<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tomado de <a href=\"https:\/\/www.elmundotoday.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">El Mundo Today<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Si quiere recibir en su celular esta y otras informaciones y art\u00edculos descargue Telegram, ingrese al link <a href=\"htts:\/\/t.me\/seryhumano\">htts:\/\/t.me\/seryhumano<\/a> y dele clic a +Unirme<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[No es en serio\u2026 \u00bfo s\u00ed?] \u201cPRIMERO PRESIDENTE DE LA ESCALERA Y AHORA ESTO\u201d, SE LAMENTA Francis Y\u00e1\u00f1ez est\u00e1 pasando por una mala racha que pocos creer\u00edan. 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